Ek Doctor Hospital Mein Apni Aakhri Saansein Gin Rahe Patient Ke Heart Ko Haath Se Daba-2 Kar Pump Kar Raha Tha.
Achanak Wo Ruka Aur Apne Assistant Se Bola: “Bas Ab Hum Aur Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte”
Assitant Ashcharya Se: “Doctor Lekin Isko Hosh Mein Lane Ki Aur Koshish Kar Sakte Hai Isko I.C.I Injection Diya Ja Sakta Hai”
Doctor: “Arey Mujhe Sab Pata Hai Par Chod Yaar Mujhe Nurses Ki Staff Party Mein Jane Mein Der Ho Rahi Hai”
Assistant: “Sir, Nurses Aapke Bina Bhi Party Kar Sakti Hai Par Iss Patient Ko Aapki Jayada Jaroorat Hai”
Doctor: “Yaar Saal Mein Ek Baar To Nurses Ko Unki Uniform Ke Bina Dekhne Ka Mauka Milta Hai, Main Is Mauke Ko Khona Nahi Chahta”
Assistant Bahut Dukhi Hua Ki Tabhi Ek Nurse Andar Aayi Aur Boli: “Doctor, Maine Is Patient Ke Paper Tayar Kar Diye Hai, Aap Ek Baar Check Kar Lo”
Doctor Ne Jaldi-Jaldi Papers Pade Aur Achanak Assistant Ko Bola.
Doctor: “Oh God, Jaldi Karo Isko I.C.I Injection Lagao, Nurse Tum Kahi Mat Jana Tumhari Jaroorat Hai”
Assitant Ne Ye Dekha Aur Khushi Se Doctor Ko Bola.
Assitant: “Doctor Saab Aap Vakiye Hi Bahut Mahaan Ho, Aapko Apna Farz Yaad Aa Gaya”
Doctor: “Arey Nahi Yaar, Maine Abhi Notice Mein Padha Hai Ki Iss Harami Ne Apni Kidney Daan Mein Di Hui Hai, Agar Ye Mar Gaya To Mujhe Iski Kidney Nikalne Ke Liye Saari Raat Yahi Rukna Padega“
Achanak Wo Ruka Aur Apne Assistant Se Bola: “Bas Ab Hum Aur Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte”
Assitant Ashcharya Se: “Doctor Lekin Isko Hosh Mein Lane Ki Aur Koshish Kar Sakte Hai Isko I.C.I Injection Diya Ja Sakta Hai”
Doctor: “Arey Mujhe Sab Pata Hai Par Chod Yaar Mujhe Nurses Ki Staff Party Mein Jane Mein Der Ho Rahi Hai”
Assistant: “Sir, Nurses Aapke Bina Bhi Party Kar Sakti Hai Par Iss Patient Ko Aapki Jayada Jaroorat Hai”
Doctor: “Yaar Saal Mein Ek Baar To Nurses Ko Unki Uniform Ke Bina Dekhne Ka Mauka Milta Hai, Main Is Mauke Ko Khona Nahi Chahta”
Assistant Bahut Dukhi Hua Ki Tabhi Ek Nurse Andar Aayi Aur Boli: “Doctor, Maine Is Patient Ke Paper Tayar Kar Diye Hai, Aap Ek Baar Check Kar Lo”
Doctor Ne Jaldi-Jaldi Papers Pade Aur Achanak Assistant Ko Bola.
Doctor: “Oh God, Jaldi Karo Isko I.C.I Injection Lagao, Nurse Tum Kahi Mat Jana Tumhari Jaroorat Hai”
Assitant Ne Ye Dekha Aur Khushi Se Doctor Ko Bola.
Assitant: “Doctor Saab Aap Vakiye Hi Bahut Mahaan Ho, Aapko Apna Farz Yaad Aa Gaya”
Doctor: “Arey Nahi Yaar, Maine Abhi Notice Mein Padha Hai Ki Iss Harami Ne Apni Kidney Daan Mein Di Hui Hai, Agar Ye Mar Gaya To Mujhe Iski Kidney Nikalne Ke Liye Saari Raat Yahi Rukna Padega“
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