Friday, June 13, 2014

funny sms

Purane Time Ki Baat Hai, Jab India Pe British Raaz Tha.

Santa Ka Man Ek Din Tandoori Chicken Khane Ka Kara To Ek Restraunt Mein Gaya

Par Wahaan Bahar Bord Pe Likha Tha: “Only For British People”

Santa Fir Bhi Kisi Tarha Se Lad Jhagad Ke Andar Pahuncha Aur Tandoori Chicken Ka Order Diya

Order To Aa Gaya, Par Saath Mein Manager Ek British Police Wale Ko Bhi Le Aaya

Police Wala: “Tum Ye Chiken Nahi Kha Sakte, Jo Tum Is Chicken Ke Saath Karoge Wo Main Tumhare Sath Karunga, Agar Tu Iski Taang Todega To Main Teri Taang Tod Dunga”

Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Pareshan Ho Gaya, Par Achanak Se Uske Dimag Ki Batti Jali,

Usne Chicken Ki Potty Karne Wali Jagha Me Ungli Dali Aur Masala Nikaal Kar Chatne Lag Gaya,

Phir Apni Pant Utar Kar Police Wale Ki Taraf Ulta Khada Hokar Ke Bola.

Santa: “Lo Jahapanha Tofa Kabul Karo“

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