tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64620533742538688682024-02-21T07:41:57.673+05:30WhatsappGuruGet Funny images & Video. Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14121121667567041082noreply@blogger.comBlogger517125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6462053374253868868.post-47414289529908705252015-07-21T18:03:00.000+05:302015-07-21T18:03:09.995+05:30"Laadki" Lyrics - Coke Studio MTVदोरी ये खिंचे दोरी<br />
पलने कि धुन मोरी<br />
मेरे सपनों को झुलाया सारी रात<br />
भले बगीयाँ तेरी छोड़ी, भले नींदया तेरी चोरी<br />
बस ईतीसी याद तो<br />
रखी यो मेरी बात<br />
तेरी लाड़की मैं, तेरी लाड़की मैं<br />
तेरी लाड़की मैं छोड़ुंगी ना तेरा हाथ<br />
🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶<br />
મારી લાડકી.............<br />
ઓ રે ઓ પારેવડા<br />
તૂં કાલે ઊડી જા જે રે....<br />
ઓ રે ઓ રે પારેવડા<br />
તૂં કાલે ઊડી જા જે રે....<br />
મારી હાટુ રઈ જા ને<br />
આજ ની રાત......<br />
મારી હાટુ રઈ જા ને<br />
આજ ની રાત.......<br />
હે આંબલી ને પીપળી રે...<br />
હે હે આંબલી ને પીપળી રે......<br />
જો શે તારી વાટ રે..<br />
ભેળા મળી કરીશું અમે ફરીયાદ.....<br />
મારી લાડકી ને ખમ્મા ઘણી,<br />
મારી દિકરી ને ખમ્મા ઘણી<br />
મારી લાડકી રે નાનકડી<br />
ફરી ઝાલી લે મારો હાથ.....<br />
મારી લાડકી રે મીઠુડી<br />
અમે જોશુ તારી વાટ......<br />
🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼🎼<br />
बाबूल मोरे......<br />
बाबूल मोरे.....<br />
ईतनी सी अरज मोरी सुनीयो<br />
तेरी लाड़की मैं, रहूंगी तेरी लाड़ली मैं.....<br />
कितनी भी दूर तो से मैं<br />
चाहें रहूँ.....<br />
जरा आँच भी जो, कभी मुझपें थी आती<br />
भर जाती थी अँखीयाँ तेरी जाने है तूँ<br />
फिर ऐसा भी क्या तेरा मुझसे बैर.....<br />
कर परायी मोहे, मुख लीया कयुं फार<br />
पास ही अपने रखले कुछ देर......<br />
उड़ जाएँ गा पाँखी हो ते ही सँवेर.....<br />
तेरी लाड़की मैं, तेरी लाड़की मैं......<br />
तेरी लाड़की मैं छोड़ुंगी ना तेरा हाथ.....<br />
तेरी लाड़की मैं.....<br />
🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵<br />
ખમ્મા ઘણી તુને ખમ્મા ઘણી<br />
મારી લાડકડી ને ખમ્મા ઘણી<br />
ખમ્મા ઘણી તુને ખમ્મા ઘણી<br />
મારી લાડકડી ને ઘણી ખમ્મા........<br />
લાડકડી ને ઘણી ખમ્મા.......Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14121121667567041082noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6462053374253868868.post-52633239126325957902015-07-15T21:41:00.003+05:302015-07-15T21:41:41.489+05:30Nothing is Impossible<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2EiRZe2qzEvP738eQEZJ19BMLdD5ZB-8NROIPcKHpnoG972O6ZAdnXmgZaOL56tYo-AXf5NF1YkgD19gCBGYHs1gEIDhCngCffMyYjZ1PasNPuaKwk3uq7Ll_XWG23njZzi0yZjBP7ak/s1600/aaaa.jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2EiRZe2qzEvP738eQEZJ19BMLdD5ZB-8NROIPcKHpnoG972O6ZAdnXmgZaOL56tYo-AXf5NF1YkgD19gCBGYHs1gEIDhCngCffMyYjZ1PasNPuaKwk3uq7Ll_XWG23njZzi0yZjBP7ak/s320/aaaa.jpg" /></a><br />
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<a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/indiassuperwoman" style="background-color: white; color: #3b5998; cursor: pointer; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-decoration: none;">#IndiasSuperwoman</a><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">: This woman is an INSPIRATION TO ALL THE WOMEN in our country!</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">At the age of 16, she was married. At 18, she became mother of two girls. Despite her husband’s disapproval she moved out of her village & joined a typing institute, did a craft course and earned ₹20-25 daily by stitching petticoats. She sold Sarees in the train, got a job as a Librarian at Janasikshana Nilayam and joined an open school where she continued her studies.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">She learned software from VCL Computers in Hyderabad, got her passport and went to the US. She gradually started her own company and look where she is NOW!</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">You are the creator of your own destiny. </span><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/share" style="background-color: white; color: #3b5998; cursor: pointer; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-decoration: none;">#Share</a><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"> this inspiration with the world!</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14121121667567041082noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6462053374253868868.post-37820421272660495662015-07-13T21:19:00.002+05:302015-07-13T21:19:43.722+05:30सबसे ज्यादा दुःख तो तब होता जब एक्स गर्लफ्रेंड की शादी के बाद उसकी शिमला की वादियों में पोज देती फोटो फेसबुक पे दिखती है पर अगले ही पल सुकून भी मिल जाता है, जब उसके साथ कलमुँहे लंगूर पति की पोज भी होती है जा पगली जी ले अपनी जिंदगीAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14121121667567041082noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6462053374253868868.post-41284561448785808722015-07-13T21:18:00.004+05:302015-07-13T21:18:58.579+05:30संता :- परसों मेरी बीवी कुँए में गिर गई ,बहुत चोट लगी ,बहुत चिल्ला रही थी ।<br />
बंता :- अब कैसी है ?<br />
संता :- अब ठीक है ,कल से कुँए से आवाज नही आई ।Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14121121667567041082noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6462053374253868868.post-20472007774432688942015-07-13T21:18:00.001+05:302015-07-13T21:18:00.912+05:30<span style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">कभी किसी लड़की से फ़ोन नंबर मांग के देखो..</span><br style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">देने को तो दे देंगी लेकिन रिएक्ट एसा करेंगी जैसे उनकी एक किडनी मांग ली हो </span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14121121667567041082noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6462053374253868868.post-60775143338253282162015-07-13T21:17:00.003+05:302015-07-13T21:17:44.783+05:30<span style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">एक लड़का एक लड़की के साथ बैठा था,</span><br style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">दूसरे दिन दूसरी लड़की के साथ बैठा था,</span><br style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">तीसरे दिन तीसरी लड़की के साथ बैठा था…</span><br style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">इस कहानी से तुम्हे क्या शिक्षा मिलती है....❔</span><br style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">लड़कियां बदल जाती हैं पर लड़के नहीं। </span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14121121667567041082noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6462053374253868868.post-86829119308097003652015-07-13T21:17:00.001+05:302015-07-13T21:17:13.818+05:30<span style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">ऐसा संस्कारिक कलयुग आ गया है आजकल की</span><br style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">लड़की की विदाई के वक़्त माँ बाप से ज्यादा तो मोहल्ले के छोरे रो देते हैं। </span><img alt="tongue.png" src="http://www.jokesmasti.com/files/images/smilies/tongue.png" style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: bottom;" /><span style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;"> </span><img alt="tongue.png" src="http://www.jokesmasti.com/files/images/smilies/tongue.png" style="background-color: #f5dfe7; font-family: verdana, 'Comic Sans MS', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: bottom;" />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14121121667567041082noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6462053374253868868.post-34641954756305637572015-07-13T21:14:00.001+05:302015-07-13T21:14:47.279+05:30<span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Girlfriend (boyfriend se): Ab hame shaadi kar leni chahiye.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Boyfriend: Voh to theek hai... par hum se shaadi karega koun?</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14121121667567041082noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6462053374253868868.post-25924522188105098352015-07-13T20:46:00.001+05:302015-07-13T20:46:27.835+05:30<div style="background-color: white; 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4.Sasu Maa<i class="_4-k1 img sp_UkKp2mjPS47 sx_c6b070" style="background-image: url(https://fbstatic-a.akamaihd.net/rsrc.php/v2/yp/r/aeO1ik7i7-T.png); background-position: 0px -5185px; background-repeat: no-repeat; background-size: auto; display: inline-block; height: 16px; vertical-align: -3px; width: 16px;"><u style="left: -999999px; position: absolute;">😁</u></i><i class="_4-k1 img sp_UkKp2mjPS47 sx_c6b070" style="background-image: url(https://fbstatic-a.akamaihd.net/rsrc.php/v2/yp/r/aeO1ik7i7-T.png); background-position: 0px -5185px; background-repeat: no-repeat; background-size: auto; display: inline-block; height: 16px; vertical-align: -3px; width: 16px;"><u style="left: -999999px; position: absolute;">😁</u></i></div>
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5. Or 1 Wo Jis K Bare Me Maa Raat Ko Kehti Hai Ye 12 Baje Teri Kon Si Ammaa Ka Phone Aata H..<i class="_4-k1 img sp_UkKp2mjPS47 sx_feac08" style="background-image: url(https://fbstatic-a.akamaihd.net/rsrc.php/v2/yp/r/aeO1ik7i7-T.png); background-position: 0px -5457px; background-repeat: no-repeat; background-size: auto; display: inline-block; height: 16px; vertical-align: -3px; width: 16px;"><u style="left: -999999px; position: absolute;">😜</u></i><i class="_4-k1 img sp_UkKp2mjPS47 sx_feac08" style="background-image: url(https://fbstatic-a.akamaihd.net/rsrc.php/v2/yp/r/aeO1ik7i7-T.png); background-position: 0px -5457px; background-repeat: no-repeat; background-size: auto; display: inline-block; height: 16px; vertical-align: -3px; width: 16px;"><u style="left: -999999px; position: absolute;">😜</u></i><i class="_4-k1 img sp_UkKp2mjPS47 sx_feac08" style="background-image: url(https://fbstatic-a.akamaihd.net/rsrc.php/v2/yp/r/aeO1ik7i7-T.png); background-position: 0px -5457px; background-repeat: no-repeat; background-size: auto; display: inline-block; height: 16px; vertical-align: -3px; width: 16px;"><u style="left: -999999px; position: absolute;">😜</u></i></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14121121667567041082noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6462053374253868868.post-24689425585771367562015-07-13T20:39:00.001+05:302015-07-13T20:39:12.130+05:30<span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">लड़की अपने बॉयफ्रेंड से -- एक बात कहनी है</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">लड़का- कहो ना...</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">लड़की - कैसे कहूं ???</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #141823; display: inline; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;"><br />.<br />लड़का - कहो ना प्लीज...<br />.<br />लड़की - मैं माँ बनने वाली हूँ...<br />.<br />लड़का (टोकते हुए) -- नहीईईईईईईईई !!! ये नहीं हो सकता ...कह दो कि ये सब झूठ ...आखिर ये कैसे संभव है...मेरा तुम्हारा रिश्ता तो पवित्र प्रेम का है...<br />.<br />.<br />लड़की - अबे गधे ............पूरी बात तो सुन ले......मैं माँ बनने वाली हूँ....<br />.<br />.<br />तेरे बाप ने प्रोपोज किया है....<br />.<br />मैं तेरी माँ बनने वाली हूँ....</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14121121667567041082noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6462053374253868868.post-24443577680795910922015-07-13T20:24:00.005+05:302015-07-13T20:24:57.134+05:30<span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Robin: "Why'd you stop the car Batman?"</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Batman: " randi Catwoman raasta kaat gayi bc "</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14121121667567041082noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6462053374253868868.post-87874770387549997052015-07-13T20:24:00.003+05:302015-07-13T20:24:41.291+05:30<span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">लड़का: मैंने आज जो काम किया है वो सुन कर तुम्हारा सीना चौड़ा हो जायेगा।</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">लड़की: अब और नही... पहले ही तूने 32 से 36 कर दिया है।</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14121121667567041082noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6462053374253868868.post-53814473559962133002015-07-13T20:24:00.001+05:302015-07-13T20:24:13.679+05:30<div style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px; margin-bottom: 6px;">
EK KAHANI................... चलो एक शाम<br />इन लड़कियो के नाम,,,,,,,,</div>
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.<br />कल तक मौज करती लड़की,<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;"><br />===============<br />अब ससुराल की सेवा करना सीख गई.==============<br />कल तक तो टीशर्ट और जीन्स पहनती लड़की,<br />आज साड़ी पहनना सीख गई.<br />पिहर में जैसे बहती नदी,<br />आज ससुराल की नीर बन गई.<br />रोज मजे सेपैसे खर्च करती लड़की,<br />आज साग-सब्जी का भाव करना सीख गई.<br />कल तक FULL SPEED स्कुटी चलाती लड़की,<br />आज BIKE के पीछे बैठना सीख गई.<br />कल तक तो तीन टाईम फुल खाना खाती लड़की,<br />आज ससुराल में तीन टाईम का खाना बनाना सीख गई.<br />हमेशा जिद करती लड़की,<br />आज पति को पूछना सीख गई.<br />कल तक तो मम्मी से काम करवाती लड़की,<br />आज सासुमां के काम करना सीख गई.<br />कल तक तो भाई-बहन के साथ झगड़ा करती लड़की,<br />आज नणंद का मान करना सीख गई.<br />कल तक तो भाभी के साथ मजाक करती लड़की,<br />आज जेठानी का आदर करना सीख गई.<br />पिता की आँख का पानी,<br />ससुर के ग्लास का पानी बन गई.<br />फिर लोग कहते हैं कि बेटी ससुराल जाना सीख गई.<br />(यह बलिदान केवल लड़की ही कर सकती है,<br />इसिलिए हमेशा लड़की की झोली वात्सल्य से भरी रखना...)<br />,<br />बात निकली है तो दूर तक जानी चाहिये!!!<br />शेयर जरुर करें और लड़कियो को सम्मान दे!<br />__________________<br />APKA APNA (M@S)</span></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14121121667567041082noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6462053374253868868.post-37651404350745543552015-07-13T20:22:00.005+05:302015-07-13T20:22:32.908+05:30<span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">दिल तो तभी</span><i class="_4-k1 img sp_UkKp2mjPS47 sx_886feb" style="background-color: white; background-image: url(https://fbstatic-a.akamaihd.net/rsrc.php/v2/yp/r/aeO1ik7i7-T.png); background-position: 0px -3808px; background-repeat: no-repeat; background-size: auto; color: #141823; display: inline-block; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; height: 16px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px; vertical-align: -3px; width: 16px;"><u style="left: -999999px; position: absolute;">💔</u></i><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;"> टूट गया जब उनके # Screenshot</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">में दो सिम दिखे ..</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">मेरे पास तो उसका एक ही नंबर था</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14121121667567041082noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6462053374253868868.post-29157199575669423312015-07-13T20:22:00.003+05:302015-07-13T20:22:13.407+05:30<span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">कुछ ही समय पहले</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">पप्पू ने फोटोग्राफी का नया काम </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">शुरू किया.!</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">,</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">एक बार </span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #141823; display: inline; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;"><br />उसे फ्यूनरल समारोह में फोटो खींचने के<br />लिए बुलाया गया.!<br />,<br />लेकिन फोटो खींचने से पहल<br />ही मरने वाले के रिश्तेदारों ने उसे खूब जमकर बुरी तरह पीटा.!!<br />कारण पूछने पर पता चला कि पप्पू ने मृतक की<br />फोटो खींचते हुए कहा था- स्माइल प्लीज। </span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14121121667567041082noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6462053374253868868.post-76653581922959700372015-07-13T20:22:00.001+05:302015-07-13T20:22:04.100+05:30<div style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px; margin-bottom: 6px;">
"Hera Pheri" without Akshy Kumar</div>
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is like Team India without "M.S.Dhoni"</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14121121667567041082noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6462053374253868868.post-7129587279190248652015-07-13T19:38:00.001+05:302015-07-13T19:38:27.723+05:30<span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Ladki: Is mirror ki kya keemat he??</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">SHOPKEEPER : Rs.1000 !</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Ladki: ohh.. bahut mehnga he..</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #141823; display: inline; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;"><br />kya isme koi khas baat he??<br />.<br />.<br />SHOPKEEPER: aap isko 100<br />floor se niche girao,<br />.<br />ye mirror 99 floor tak nai tutega...<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Ladki :Wow..PACK kardo bhaiya!</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14121121667567041082noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6462053374253868868.post-10626100555262160992015-07-13T19:37:00.001+05:302015-07-13T19:37:19.378+05:30<span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Pappu Girlfriend ko ghar le gaya</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Sab darwaze Khirkiyan Band kardi</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Gf :- Bade romantic mood m lagte ho aaj to </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">.</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #141823; display: inline; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;"><br />.<br />Pappu :- Light off kar ke<br />Uske pass aaya Aur bola....<br />.<br />.<br />Romance ki bhuki wo sab chod<br />.<br />Aur<br />.<br />.<br />"Dekh meri watch m light jalti hai</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14121121667567041082noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6462053374253868868.post-39112441909747948222015-07-13T19:36:00.003+05:302015-07-13T19:36:32.876+05:30<span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">mummy main life me kuch bada karna chahti hu</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Mom- beti shaadi kar le, roz raat ko bada karegi fir </span><i class="_4-k1 img sp_fM-mz8spZ1b sx_f1b071" style="background-color: white; background-image: url(https://fbstatic-a.akamaihd.net/rsrc.php/v2/yx/r/pimRBh7B6ER.png); background-position: 0px -391px; background-repeat: no-repeat; background-size: auto; color: #141823; display: inline-block; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; height: 16px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px; vertical-align: -3px; width: 16px;"><u style="left: -999999px; position: absolute;">tongue emoticon</u></i>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14121121667567041082noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6462053374253868868.post-78714895358845502692015-07-13T19:36:00.001+05:302015-07-13T19:36:00.194+05:30<div style="background-color: white; 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How gujarati helps us saving time and energy...</div>
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In English:<br />I'm sorry,can't hear u properly,can you please repeat what's the matter....</div>
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गुजरातीमां?</div>
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" हें ?</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14121121667567041082noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6462053374253868868.post-19141161846563197902015-07-13T19:33:00.003+05:302015-07-13T19:33:57.224+05:30<div style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px; margin-bottom: 6px;">
एक व्यापम घोटाले (म.प्र.)से बने डाक्टर ने खुद के बारे मे कहा...<br />हमारी शख्शियत का अंदाज़ा तुम क्या लगाओगे ग़ालिब,,<br />जब गुज़रते है क़ब्रिस्तान से<br />तो मुर्दे भी उठ के पूछ लेते हैं...</div>
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कि डाॅक्टर साहब !!</div>
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अब तो बता दो मुझे तकलीफ क्या थी...!!<br />😀<i class="_4-k1 img sp_UkKp2mjPS47 sx_feac08" style="background-image: url(https://fbstatic-a.akamaihd.net/rsrc.php/v2/yp/r/aeO1ik7i7-T.png); background-position: 0px -5457px; background-repeat: no-repeat; background-size: auto; display: inline-block; height: 16px; vertical-align: -3px; width: 16px;"><u style="left: -999999px; position: absolute;">😜</u></i><i class="_4-k1 img sp_UkKp2mjPS47 sx_feac08" style="background-image: url(https://fbstatic-a.akamaihd.net/rsrc.php/v2/yp/r/aeO1ik7i7-T.png); background-position: 0px -5457px; background-repeat: no-repeat; background-size: auto; display: inline-block; height: 16px; vertical-align: -3px; width: 16px;"><u style="left: -999999px; position: absolute;">😜</u></i>..</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14121121667567041082noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6462053374253868868.post-31135452024992197792015-07-13T19:33:00.001+05:302015-07-13T19:33:25.348+05:30<div style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px; margin-bottom: 6px;">
"TRUE 5 LINES"</div>
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1-कभी उसको सॉरी मत बोलना जो आपको पसंद करता हो।</div>
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2-कभी उसको बाय मत बोलना जिसे आपकी ज़रुरत हो।</div>
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3-कभी उस पर शक मत करना जिसे आप पर खुद से ज्यादा भरोसा हो।</div>
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4-कभी उसे मत भूलाना जो आपको हमेशा याद रखता हो।</div>
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5-कभी उसको मत रुलाना जो आपको देखकर खुद रो पड़ा हो।।।।।</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14121121667567041082noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6462053374253868868.post-56783507830263913302015-07-12T00:22:00.001+05:302015-07-12T00:22:24.773+05:30<span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Army Training Ke Dauran.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Officer Ne Santa Se Pucha: 'Ye</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Hath Me Kya</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Hai?'</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #141823; display: inline; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;"><br />Santa : "Sir, Banduk Hai...!<br />Officer : "Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari<br />Izzat Hai,<br />Shaan Hai,<br />Ye Tumhari Maa Hai Maa.!!"<br />,<br />,<br />Phir Officer Ne Dusre Sipahi Banta<br />Se Pucha:<br />"Ye Hath Me Kya Hai?"<br />,<br />,<br />Banta : "Sir,<br />Ye Santa Ki Maa Hai,<br />Uski Izzat Hai,<br />Uski Shaan Hai<br />Aur Hamari Aunty Hai Aunty..!"</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14121121667567041082noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6462053374253868868.post-53176952603730733942015-07-12T00:21:00.003+05:302015-07-12T00:21:43.422+05:30<div style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px; margin-bottom: 6px;">
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पत्नी ( शरमाते हुए ): आप<span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;"><br />भी ना...</span></div>
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पति : "माँ कसम" अगर अगली बार खाने में बाल<br />आ गया तो "सजनी" से<br />"गजनी" बना दूंगा ।।<i class="_4-k1 img sp_UkKp2mjPS47 sx_7d37cf" style="background-image: url(https://fbstatic-a.akamaihd.net/rsrc.php/v2/yp/r/aeO1ik7i7-T.png); background-position: 0px -5219px; background-repeat: no-repeat; background-size: auto; display: inline-block; height: 16px; vertical-align: -3px; width: 16px;"><u style="left: -999999px; position: absolute;">😃</u></i><i class="_4-k1 img sp_UkKp2mjPS47 sx_7d37cf" style="background-image: url(https://fbstatic-a.akamaihd.net/rsrc.php/v2/yp/r/aeO1ik7i7-T.png); background-position: 0px -5219px; background-repeat: no-repeat; background-size: auto; display: inline-block; height: 16px; vertical-align: -3px; width: 16px;"><u style="left: -999999px; position: absolute;">😃</u></i><i class="_4-k1 img sp_UkKp2mjPS47 sx_7d37cf" style="background-image: url(https://fbstatic-a.akamaihd.net/rsrc.php/v2/yp/r/aeO1ik7i7-T.png); background-position: 0px -5219px; background-repeat: no-repeat; background-size: auto; display: inline-block; height: 16px; vertical-align: -3px; width: 16px;"><u style="left: -999999px; position: absolute;">😃</u></i><i class="_4-k1 img sp_UkKp2mjPS47 sx_9c0825" style="background-image: url(https://fbstatic-a.akamaihd.net/rsrc.php/v2/yp/r/aeO1ik7i7-T.png); background-position: 0px -5202px; background-repeat: no-repeat; background-size: auto; display: inline-block; height: 16px; vertical-align: -3px; width: 16px;"><u style="left: -999999px; position: absolute;">😂</u></i><i class="_4-k1 img sp_UkKp2mjPS47 sx_9c0825" style="background-image: url(https://fbstatic-a.akamaihd.net/rsrc.php/v2/yp/r/aeO1ik7i7-T.png); background-position: 0px -5202px; background-repeat: no-repeat; background-size: auto; display: inline-block; height: 16px; vertical-align: -3px; width: 16px;"><u style="left: -999999px; position: absolute;">😂</u></i><i class="_4-k1 img sp_UkKp2mjPS47 sx_9c0825" style="background-image: url(https://fbstatic-a.akamaihd.net/rsrc.php/v2/yp/r/aeO1ik7i7-T.png); background-position: 0px -5202px; background-repeat: no-repeat; background-size: auto; display: inline-block; height: 16px; vertical-align: -3px; width: 16px;"><u style="left: -999999px; position: absolute;">😂</u></i><i class="_4-k1 img sp_UkKp2mjPS47 sx_9c0825" style="background-image: url(https://fbstatic-a.akamaihd.net/rsrc.php/v2/yp/r/aeO1ik7i7-T.png); background-position: 0px -5202px; background-repeat: no-repeat; background-size: auto; display: inline-block; height: 16px; vertical-align: -3px; width: 16px;"><u style="left: -999999px; position: absolute;">😂</u></i></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14121121667567041082noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6462053374253868868.post-57893374195525290302015-07-12T00:21:00.001+05:302015-07-12T00:21:16.707+05:30<a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/killer_one?source=feed_text&story_id=898081920285955" style="background-color: white; color: #3b5998; cursor: pointer; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl" style="color: #627aad;">#</span><span class="_58cm">killer_one</span></a><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">पति महाशय सुबह-सुबह whatsapp</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">खोल कर बैठ गए….</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">उनकी एक महिला मित्र ने</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">सैंडविच का फोटो</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #141823; display: inline; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;"><br />अपलोड करके<br />लिखा- आओ सब<br />नाश्ता करें...<br />पति महाशय ने कमेंट<br />किया- बहुत<br />टेस्टी नाश्ता था,<br />मजा आ गया...<br />पत्नी ने यह कमेंट<br />पढ़ लिया और<br />पति को नाश्ता नहीँ दिया...<br />4 घंटे भूखा रखने के<br />बाद पत्नी बोली-<br />लंच घर पर करोगे<br />या Whatsapp पर.??</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14121121667567041082noreply@blogger.com0